SNOOPY AND THE DUTCH MISS (thank you, Charles Schultz)

"I want to protect you from things that go 'BOO' in the night," said the WW I flying ace. "Thank you," said the Dutch Miss. "How long will you protect me?" "For all of your days and all of your nights," he replied, quaffing his last root beer.

"Unless no one feeds me."

Then, he went to his plane and flew away, scarf trailing in the wind.

"Be careful," she said, waving good bye.